INSTRUCTIONS: READ CAREFULLY
Hook finger under pulltab or use dope ender. Don't pretreat for pest results. Cut into 147 slices (large size) and arrange in chafing dish like sausage links then spread with favorite haze or moss. Rake at 90 degrees for 10 days, radiate while high for 10 seconds, or fly until dark brown (avoid overbooking). Never add jelly to open flames. Set baud rate to coincide with smoke signals or else system may download prematurely. Drag contents onto desktop and allow to pool before deactivating virtual memory. May stain.