Figurski at Findhorn on Acid
2.2.06
Figurski and The No-Hands Cup Flipper on the Holodeck with Spam and Rosellini's 1737 Mechanical Pig
(Stardate 9709.6)

[Dim lights, twinkling stars, Parisian skyline. Inside speeding black Mercedes driven by Henri Paul. Sky disappears as car enters tunnel. Morcheeba's "Over and Over" plays eerily on invisible speakers (I'm falling over and over and over and over again now/ Calling over and over and over and over again...). Nguyen "Trevor Rees-Jones" Van Tho holds mechanical pig and small bag in front passenger seat, Frank "Dodi al Fayed" Figurski cuddles with Princess Diana in the back. Car spins out of control and begins slow motion crash. Front and side air bags inflate like balloons being blown up one breath at a time. Diana throws up eggs and Spam, which sprays off air bags and splatters on leather seats. Passengers scream.]

Henri: Merde! Merci. Merci-des. Merde-cedes. Mercedes.... [keeps repeating].

[Paparazzi pick through wreckage, cameras flash while passengers make dying moans. Nguyen feels hands poking through broken windows, tugging mechanical pig from his grasp.]

Nguyen: No!

[Nguyen can't hold on, there's too many of them.]
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