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In one of our favorites, “Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan,” J.G. Ballard uses a deadpan scholarly tone and citations from mock-scientific studies to associate Reagan with Hitler, homoeroticism, and “anal-sadistic fantasies.” Ballard's narrator cites slow-motion film studies comparing Reagan's, Nixon's, and Hitler's facial muscles during campaign speeches with images of rectal stimulation, and he describes multi-track videos of a simulated Reagan having intercourse with Vietnamese child-atrocity victim s. We hope you enjoy the following excerpt, in which participants in clinical trials find Reagan's transverse colon the most sexually stimulating part of his anatomy.

— Jock Cantfield et al., Chicken Soup for the Concentration Camp Lover's Soul: 115 Stories about Discomfort, Depravity, and Sado-Masochism (Wealth Communications, 1999)

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