The International Organization of Teaching Assistants (IOTA) Graduate Student Crime of the
Millennium:
(tie)
Frank Figurski, beating death of professor, and
Theodore Streleski, beating death of professor
The Trekkers for Getting a Life Top 9 Holodeck Programs of the Millennium:
9. Figurski on the Holodeck on Acid
8. The No-Hands Cup Flipper on the Holodeck with Spam and Rosellini's 1737 Mechanical
Pig
7. Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the Holodeck on Acid with Spam and Rosellini's 1737
Mechanical Pig
6. Figurski and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the Holodeck with Spam
5. Figurski and the No-Hands Cup Flipper on the Holodeck on Acid with Rosellini's
1737 Mechanical Pig
4. The No-Hands Cup Flipper and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the Holodeck on Acid
with Spam and Rosellini's 1737
Mechanical Pig
3. Figurski, the No-Hands Cup Flipper, and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the
Holodeck on Acid
2. Figurski, the No-Hands Cup Flipper, and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the
Holodeck on Acid with Spam
1. Figurski, the No-Hands Cup Flipper, and Fatima Michelle Vieuchanger on the
Holodeck on Acid with Spam and Rosellini's
1737 Mechanical Pig
The Paparazzi Anonymous Fatal Parisian Tunnel Car Crash of the Millennium:
Princess Di, Dodi Al-Fayed, et al.
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