Phoenix Shop at The Park, Findhorn. Wall-mounted TV plays tape of Monty Python
skit.
Figurski: Do you have any....
Man on video: Well, what've you got?
Clerk/Community member: I'll be right with you, this is my favorite part!
Waitress on video: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;
egg and Spam; egg bacon and Spam;
egg
bacon sausage and Spam; Spam bacon sausage and Spam; egg Spam Spam bacon and Spam; Spam sausage Spam Spam
bacon
Spam tomato and Spam...
Figurski: Can you just....
Vikings on video [starting to chant]: Spam Spam
Spam Spam...
Clerk/Community member: What?
Waitress on video: ...Spam Spam Spam egg and Spam; Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam baked beans Spam
Spam Spam...
Figurski: Shut that damn thing off!
Clerk/Community member: You're new here, aren't you?
Figurski: Please. I mean, PLEASE shut that damn thing off.
Woman on video: Have you got anything without Spam?