Figurski at Findhorn on Acid


Phoenix Shop at The Park, Findhorn. Wall-mounted TV plays tape of Monty Python skit.

Figurski: Do you have any....

Man on video: Well, what've you got?

Clerk/Community member: I'll be right with you, this is my favorite part!

Waitress on video: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Spam; egg bacon and Spam; egg bacon sausage and Spam; Spam bacon sausage and Spam; egg Spam Spam bacon and Spam; Spam sausage Spam Spam bacon Spam tomato and Spam...

Figurski: Can you just....

Vikings on video [starting to chant]: Spam Spam Spam Spam...

Clerk/Community member: What?

Waitress on video: ...Spam Spam Spam egg and Spam; Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam baked beans Spam Spam Spam...

Figurski: Shut that damn thing off!

Clerk/Community member: You're new here, aren't you?

Figurski: Please. I mean, PLEASE shut that damn thing off.

Woman on video: Have you got anything without Spam?

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