— Computer, fast forward.
Ker-chink ker-chink ker-chink. Virtual Zanger's cups and saucers become a blur of white and orange trails, simulated waitresses zip by, ferrying eggs and biscuits, leaving smear-marks in the air like cartoon characters.
— Subroutine to THE NO-HANDS CUP FLIPPER ON THE HOLODECK ON ACID WITH SPAM (Stardate 9312.04)