INSTRUCTIONS: READ CAREFULLY
If needed, nitrous oxide mask will appear retroactively from overhead apartment. Beanbag will not deploy from omnisound chamber. Excremental devices may cause interference; some danger of schlock. Do not exceed recommended dosage or 500 micrograms when operating levee chicanery or pre-forming vowel resection. When meat product is semi-digested, check gruntle displacement and maintain urge suppression at maximum or you may lose points. If you or any of your knowledge is "bought" or "filled," the program will disembowel the pig by force. May stain.