— Computer, continue Nguyen Holo-Program "Zanger at the Vatican with Mechanical
Pig"; add trails and
engage
Random Plot
Element Generator.
The little Zanger cousins ooh and aah, squirming with excitement; their parents shush them, snapping off zoom
shots with
their automatic cameras: Wait till we tell the folks back home!
Inexplicably, Nguyen feels the beginnings of an erection. He's not aroused sexually by the scene, but his
whole body is
tingling, stimulated by the simulation — the Vatican Communion, the sudden appearance of the pig, his
replacing the
original with the forgery, the swift responses by the impressive Swiss Guards and Bomb Squad.
The Bomb Squad is very efficient. In minutes they have the Pig skewered into a heavily-padded trunk which they
wheel
into a security area far from the vaunted Vatican art treasures. Virtual Zanger follows them.