[from proposed Annotated Contents, Masquerading at Shower-Lourdes]
Chapter the Third, in which the Heroine succumbs to the beckoning of
journalistic opportunity, having switched
disguises and transformed herself into the tourist "Mr. Goldberg," a non-kosher Spam-eating retired Miami Jew
with white pants-belt-shoes-socks and golf gloves and polyester shirt open with fake chest hair who just
happened to be driving by in his Cadillac DeVille (rental stickers removed) and had stopped to see what all the
fuss was about — the largest assemblage to date overflowing the Lorac's postage-stamp yard and adjacent
grounds of
The Palms Trailer Park — namely, the scheduled Post-Christmas State of the Planet Address delivered by
Jesus
Christ through his medium Adnarim Lorac.