Hitchhiking hippies, Jesus freaks converge
Where the prophet's been said to reemerge.
Did your chauffeurs think you were homeless too?
"Let him eat Spam," can of yellow and blue;
Wash it down with Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink!
Reminds you of Quentin, his office stink,
Calling you "schoolboy." Wet your appetite
Despite the dogfood smell — Less Fat, Spam Lite
(You used to twist them open with a key,
Now: New Pull Top!), then pause uneasily.