INSTRUCTIONS: READ CAREFULLY
Keep out of children's speech. Play recedes in direction of pannage docking device. Once loaded, find main menu with mastication and digestion settings. (Use seat cushion for rotation only; your actual foliage may vary.) Reset nuddling dipsticks before calling for technical rapport. Select Default Character or choose option from Artifice Enhancer; insult veterinarian if pregnant or trough gassed for 10 days. When robot comes to life, expect distortion and pettifoggery if data forks have erupted or become flatulent. May stain.