Figurski at Findhorn on Acid
Shower-Lourdes 3.x
Shower-Lourdes:
Adnarim Lorac entered menopause as the 20th century wound down, so she could no longer time the monthly appearances of Jesus Christ in her shower by her premenstrual cramping. Equally unsettling, a growing proportion of pilgrims at The Palms Trailer Park sought the Grail of Automata (Rosellini's 1737 mechanical pig) instead of Mrs. Lorac's steamy, glue-pattern Vision of Our Lord. While the crowds magnified their publicity and swelled the coffers of the Shower-Lourdes Society, Mr. and Mrs. Lorac privately squabbled. Vladimir Lorac began having affairs with young seekers of both
pig and god
.
The Archdiocese of Miami—despite intense lobbying by the Loracs, the Florida congressional delegation, and tens of thousands of Society members—could not reach a decision to officially sanction the apparition and passed the investigation on, without a specific recommendation, to the vast Vatican bureaucracy. Shower-lourdes.org marked the millennial cusp by bringing the
ChristCam®
online, webcasting live shots from the Lorac shower.
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